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Only the Bedouin really know how to barbecue

You will be very hard pressed out doing the Bedouin people when it comes to celebrating a wedding. The traditional wedding feast is a spit roast.

I've come across a few variations on the recipe, though the following steps give you the idea:

• prepare one boiled egg
  
• stuff the egg into a chicken
  
• stuff chicken into a lamb
  
• stuff the lamb into a goat
  
• stuff the goat into a camel
  
• spike the camel onto the spit and set over a charcoal fire (preferably in in an open desert area)
  

A combination of garlic, coriander and butter appears to be a popular choice in the cooking of this mighty feast.

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