How to be a TOP Journalist. Part 4

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by Alex Rieneck

Only the Bedouin really know how to barbecue

How do you write a great article? Well, a good lead line is important. Start off with praising someone as being “one of the cleverest men in Britain” then carry on for 500 or so words with a run of the mill rant about the bleeding obvious. Then misspell the headline to make yourself look like an utter twat. Then sit back and wait for the plaudits to pour in. Soon, you will be famous.

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You will be very hard pressed out doing the Bedouin people when it comes to celebrating a wedding. The traditional wedding feast is a spit roast.

I've come across a few variations on the recipe, though the following steps give you the idea:

prepare one boiled egg
stuff the egg into a chicken
stuff chicken into a lamb
stuff the lamb into a goat
stuff the goat into a camel
spike the camel onto the spit and set over a charcoal fire (preferably in in an open desert area)

A combination of garlic, coriander and butter appears to be a popular choice in the cooking of this mighty feast.

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